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An
Epic Limerick
The Ballad of Perry & Merry
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There
once was a young man named Perry,
Who ran from his fair Londonderry,
Because
as youll see,
They found
out that he
Had been caught with the Parsons girl Merry. |
You
must wonder why this was so scary,
So much so, he didnt dare tarry,
For the
Parson had seen
Where
his daughter had been,
And insisted the lad marry Merry. |
Poor
Perry soon learned to be wary,
With the Parson as his adversary,
After
that he soon saw
That to
escape the lands law,
He must flee to old Tipperary. |
The
moral of this tale should be
Plain for all
of you good folks to see, |
Its
O.K. to have fun With your favorite one,
But never get
caught making Merry! |
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